Bring Back Birdie is the ill-fated 1981 musical sequel to the 1960 smash hit musical Bye Bye Birdie.

And when I say the plot of this show is wacky, I mean that the first time that I read the synopsis on Wikipedia, I thought that someone had edited the page and added a bunch of nonsense — until I got my hands on a copy of the record and learned that this synopsis has been lifted from the back of the record verbatim.